Just for laughs.......

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872).
He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904)
He who fully unwraps a MoiMoi and Gala completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864).
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).
Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare (1788).
Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904).
He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the Great (1709).
He who refuses to mix Agege bread and Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).
Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1999)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry -Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)